The Highlights and Lowlights of the Democratic National Convention

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By Daisy Luther

It’s time to pick up your 10-pack of Hillary for Prison bumper stickers because it’s official. Dirty, rigged, and corrupt, but official. Hillary Clinton is the nominee for the President of the United States, whether the majority of the folks at the Democratic National Convention like it or not.

Ah, politics, the circus in which the elite and powerful perform for us, the peons, in hopes that they are so convincing in their roles that we believe we actually have a choice and can decide which venereal disease is right for us, Trump or Clinton gonorrhea or syphilis.

Thus far, this election has been studded with characters we love to hate: a narcissistic, self-proclaimed billionaire and an evil woman with a slippery penchant for getting out of the darnedest squeezes. Don’t forget the kindly, somewhat doddering uncle who gets mistreated and underappreciated by the family, the spiteful family acquaintance who flagrantly displays is sour grapes when he loses yet again to the billionaire, and the conniving cousin who gets busted doing the stuff everyone else asked her to do in the first place.

Ala the Hunger Games, all of this is televised for our viewing entertainment, and like the characters in a soap opera, we can analyze them, pretend to understand their motives, jeer our chosen villains, and cheer for our favorites.

While everyone (including the Department of Homeland Security) was worried about all heck breaking loose at the Republican National Convention, it seems that they should have been worried about those crazy Democrat kids.

Here it is, that moment, you’ve all been waiting for, my take on the Democratic National Convention.

Wikileaks dropped an information bomb the day before the convention started. Approximately 20,000 emails were released and showed without a doubt that the Democratic National Committee, which is supposed to be an unbiased tool of the party, colluded with the media to do everything possible to discredit Bernie Sanders and make sure HRC got the nomination. The whole thing was rigged (which most of us have known for ages) and now there’s irrefutable proof that only the most brainwashed cultists could possibly ignore. (Find all of the emails here.)

People were furious. Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Nancy Pelosi were booed off the stage and had to be escorted out by security. Wasserman Schultz was fired/stepped down from her position as chair of the DNC, but then Hillary Clinton immediately said “Screw You” to the angry Democrats and hired her as honorary campaign chair. I guess she has a point. DWS proved exactly how low she’d go to help the Clinton campaign, so…

The DNC built a wall to keep protesters out.  They might not like the idea of Trump’s wall between the US and Mexico, but they have no problem building their own. The DNC erected an 8 foot high, 4 mile long perimeter around the convention. Ironically, in her acceptance speech, HRC said, “We will not build a wall”…just one to keep out the troublemakers, I suppose.

Sanders told his supporters to vote for Hillary Clinton. In bend-over-and-kiss-bootie fashion (or maybe it was “please postpone my suicide fashion), Bernie Sanders urged his supporters to vote for Clinton, saying he was proud to stand with her. They booed the very idea of it. Then, later, Bernie quit the Democratic Party.

Bernie Sanders actually won the first roll call. But the DNC tossed it out and performed  a “re-vote” during which a whole bunch of people changed their minds after coming there to vote for Bernie…hmmm…

But they couldn’t keep them all out. So vehement and noisy were the protestors that the DNC had to rent a white noise machine to cover the boos of the Bernie delegates during HRC’s speech.

Here’s just a sample of what they tried to hide from the world at the DNC.

The Speech

Hillary Clinton’s speech marked a supposedly historic event – the acceptance speech of the first woman to be nominated for president.

Except, oops, she wasn’t actually.

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Anyhow, back to the speech.

Because I love you guys, I actually sat down and tuned into the speech. I really wanted to hear it before reading about it and seeing the opinions of the pundits. Here’s what I personally took away from the speech.

First, there was a very familiar voice that came over the speakers to proclaim HRC as the female messiah and it actually sounded sorta like God. Except it wasn’t God, it was Morgan Freeman, who played God in Bruce Almighty.  Phew. I knew that couldn’t be right.

Morgan Freeman lauded Hillary Clinton to the heavens, and but finally got back to reality when he mentioned her “lighting up the world.” Because, you know. Bombs. She really likes to blow stuff up, much like her esteemed Democrat compadre Barack “Drone ’em” Obama.

Hillary tried really hard to sound down to earth when she talked about “waking up in that big ole White House.” A few more minutes of that and I was struggling not to vomit.

Here are the rest of the low points that I noted on Facebook (with lots of fun input from readers there!) and Twitter:

“I want to thank Bernie Sanders” …For still endorsing me even though I screwed you without buying you dinner first.

“We will not build a wall”….except around this convention. We’ve got a big wall here to keep y’all troublemakers out.

“It’s true – I sweat all the details about the cost of your prescription drugs”… it’s true because when Big Pharma wins, HRC wins.

There was also some unintentional irony when HRC was talking about others paying “their fair share of taxes” and “following the money” (source)

“I’m not here to take away your guns” …even though gun control has been a huge plank in her platform.

She’s also not in “the pocket of the gun lobby”…because that’s different than “the pocket of the banks” or “the pocket of the Saudis.”

Speaking of following the money, here’s a list of Hillary’s planned tax hikes. If you think you’re paying a lot now, just you wait. Someone’s gotta pay for all of the freebie stuff she’s promising people.

I’ll bet when they got home and she saw the video of her husband falling asleep during her historic moment there was hell to pay. Notice the moment when everyone around him realizes he’s dozed off and Minion Kaine politely tries to block him from the cameras.

But then everyone woke up and played with balloons. They played with red, white, and blue balloons with all the rapture and wonder of little children invited into the ball pit at McDonald’s for the very first time. It was kinda weird.

I suggest that if we have to listen to Hillary Clinton speeches for any time in the foreseeable future that we create a national drinking game with shots for coughing fits and individual drinks for incidents of throat clearing. Then, the day after all of her addresses should be excused from work, nationwide, due to widespread hangovers. Seriously, there’s something medically wrong with her.

Here’s the whole Hillary enchilada for those of you who can stomach it.

Any other Democratic National Convention insights? Please share them in the comments section below.

Daisy Luther

Daisy Luther

Daisy Luther is a coffee-swigging, globe-trotting blogger. She is the founder and publisher of three websites.  1) The Organic Prepper, which is about current events, preparedness, self-reliance, and the pursuit of liberty on her website, 2)  The Frugalite, a website with thrifty tips and solutions to help people get a handle on their personal finances without feeling deprived, and 3), an aggregate site where you can find links to all the most important news for those who wish to be prepared. She is widely republished across alternative media and  Daisy is the best-selling author of 5 traditionally published books and runs a small digital publishing company with PDF guides, printables, and courses. You can find her on FacebookPinterest, Gab, MeWe, Parler, Instagram, and Twitter.

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  • The whole “coronation” of HRC is a pre-planned shill on the American people. The shenanigans at the convention, plus all the information being leaked showing the corruption proves it. I suspect Bill is very sick. A friend suspects Alzheimer’s, saying she noticed the same early symptoms her mother had on his face, “lights on but no one is home.” He sure had an abundance of make-up on during his speech. And speaking of his fairy tale story, if she was so wonderful, then why did he cheat on her repeatedly?

    • I agree that he is ill. He’s lost so much weight he appears gaunt these days, and there have been other reports and videos fo him shaking.I actually think they’re both ill, because Hillary has that cough and constant frog in her throat.

      • I believe Bill is HIV Positive and gave it early on to HilDog. Very weird that they are BOTH very seriously ill.

        • Interesting. HIV hadn’t actually crossed my mind, but it isn’t like he kept it zipped up. Whatever is wrong with them, they sure are keeping it secret.

  • We refuse to accept her and we’ll play just as dirty to get rid of her – period! Her and her NWO globalists are trying to intimidate us into an armed revolt. Not gonna happen. What is doing to happen is millions of us descending on the white house in the most massive civil disobedience this country has seen since our founding days. Wait for it. We won’t stop until she’s in jail, wherever she is at the time she’s arrested. Wait for it.

  • I’m voting Libertarian. Neither Hillary nor the Donald are President material and I think they’re in cahoots with each other. Voting for either would stink! Country deserves better than these two evils.

  • Hey Daisy,

    I looked but couldn’t find an analogous breakdown of the Republican National Convention. Would love to hear your thoughts on that!

  • You forgot to mention the seizure or something worst that has been going around,I saw it on utube.
    Some of those I know had thought maybe she would throw a fit on stage falling down babbling in a deep voice some gibberish.but seriously did anyone note how she wouldnt look at the camera but was looking everywhere else and how it looked like she couldnt hold still and her eyes appeared to be really wide.there is something wrong and I say her medical records must be released

  • Enjoyed the article and the videos. Hillary is fully damaged goods and it looks like the Dems are finally having their turn at running their own version of Bob Dole and John McCain rolled into one.

  • If you really think about things, getting emotional and starting rumours about Bill Clinton having Alzheimers, is not the most intelligent thing to do. You really need to look at the situation for what it is and realize that unless you want Donald Trump and a first lady like Melania, then you really do need to vote for Hillary. No, she’s not perfect but if you do some research on most American politicians, you will find none of them are. Americans need to show the world that they have some savy, intelligence and class. I understand the frustration of the public and how tired they are of politics. But of course, you realize that politicians are just puppets of big corporations that have sold you down the river, like the Monsanto’s of the world. Bernie has already made good changes and will continue to do so. However, if you buy into the hype of Donald Trump, you will set your country back one hundred years. The voter needs to know they are just being manipulated, Donald wants you to waste your vote. Why do Americans only have two choices for President anyway?????

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